Queen Mary University

A type of university that likes to accept international students and reject home students so that they can get more money

I heard the University of Illinois is Queen Mary University

by No_Quarter_for_them March 6, 2020

The Little Unicorn

A mystical being of tiny proportions that visits a sleeping person in their dreams; it is said to be a little fluffy white unicorn that has a very horny horn upon its head and in between its hind legs. The unicorn is known to ejaculate from both of its horns as it begins to sing the first few verses of 'Hotel California' ... ‘On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair…’ Individuals that are visited by The Little Unicorn begin to wander the Earth in search of it's mystical Lord for the rest of their lives, following the motto that they themselves are "A Little Unicorn".

Once I was visited by The Little Unicorn my eyes were opened to reality.

by 70RedZebra's February 24, 2022

unisexy

something that is sexy for either a man or a woman.

Brian's clothing line is unisexy.

by Brian Lichtenberg April 19, 2006

university towers

A nationwide chain of poorly managed, off-campus, college dorm/appartments. When given the initial tour of the building, the potential resident is awestruck by the spacious rooms, walk-in closets, views of the city, and kitchinettes. The potential resident is also made to believe that the food court, which is attached to the building, produces amazing gourmet meals whenever the student is hungry. To make matters better, these delicious meals are included in the rent! However after living in any of University Towers's locations one realizes that all they bought was room in a building where every section smells like a different kind of shit. The amazing food ends up being anything the thieves in the cafe can make out of a tortilla and fried chicken. The spacious room is usually ruined by a roomate who is a mamma's boy and pees on the toilet seat.

Kid 1: "Living in University Towers is Great! The hallway on my floor smells like foreskin and burnt sugar today."

Kid 2: "Thats nothing, the elevator I took this morning smelled like rubber cement, jet fuel, and Japanese candy. On top of that, I was stuck in the elevator between floors for 20 min."

OR

Kid 1: "Today for dinner I had a buffalo chicken wrap."

Kid 2: "I spiced things up tonight. I had a chicken wrap with buffalo sauce."

Kid 3: "Man, that sounds good guys; much better than the tortilla with fried chicken, rice, and spicy red sauce that I had."

by BigNig J October 29, 2006

Purple Unicorn

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

by kevin.nolan December 16, 2014

Unironically

Adverb. Done with sincerity, particularly with regard to something that would normally be done ironically

Okay, I know you’re joking but I unironically like Kpop

by Prandooj Gupta February 17, 2019

Steven Universe

Children's sexy show in which three lesbian space rocks and a 14-year-old hermaphrodite hybrid save Earth from other lesbian space rocks.
Everyone's a bitch but they get less bitchy later on.

"Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network ever."

by DTerra117 April 14, 2017