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Turkish Dragon Bath

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and then vomiting freshly consumed chili into her hatchet wound. This is an intentional act and to be performed properly, you must seal the lips around the opening of the vagina so as to form an airtight seal. You then fill the lucky girls lady parts with burning hot chili vomit. Then with her belly inflated, you violently strike the abdomen, with a two handed hammer strike, similar to spiking a volleyball, spraying yourself with the chili vagina vomit. This, mixed with the small chili particulate matter, acts as an abrasive cleaning solution, similar to Orange Clean commonly used by mechanics.
Bro, so I was going down on this girl after I had just ate some really old chili. I had just changed the oil in my car, and even after scrubbing with a bar of Dove soap, it just was not cutting it. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to grace this girl with the Turkish Dragon Bath. My skin has never been so exfoliated afterwards, but I kinda don't think she's gonna lift the restraining order she took out.
by Bud Outback April 8, 2013
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TurdPerfect

The old computer program suite from Corel that only stick-in-mud ancient Lawyers use. It's a royal PITA for convert from, especially when complex formatting is used
Dammit, another TurdPerfect document to convert....when will these damn Lawyers enter this Century??
by The White Morpheus October 31, 2013
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tunde

Tunde is usually the charismatic, smooth person in the group . Known to be knowledgeable and even looked up to or looked at as a leader. Always sticking to his word... Tunde is the wise man, father figure, advice giver ,& Lady killer.
"That nigga Tunde be speaking some real shit"
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turbo wank

when you put all of your energy into masturbating as fast as possible so you can cum as quick as you can.
my mum gave us a shout for dinner so i finished myself off with a turbo wank to get that shit done in seconds
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The Tunnel Snakes

Tunnel Snakes Rule! We're The Tunnel Snakes. That's us and we rule!
by MsLi December 12, 2010
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Princess Tutu

A bitchin anime about a duck who becomes a girl who becomes a magical ballerina to help find pieces of this hot guy's heart. Said hot guy can usually be found hanging on ledges pantsless.

Super dark and confusing, not for a beginning anime watcher, princess tutu is an engrossing anime that will win you over with beautiful animation, incredible soundtracks, and really hot guys wearing leotards.
Princess tutu is sorta cute, but Mytho is hackin sexy
by RainbowNinja July 6, 2009
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turboslut

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.
by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005
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