The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.
"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.
by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024

by God save the queeeeeeeeeeeeeen September 8, 2022

The sun rises again.
This one is for the struggles.
...honestly, it was really hard.
I started the session the a 5 game loss streak
bringing me 8 games away from emerald
and i started around 10-11 PM
I almost gave up
But this is the first time I have ever broken out of platinum in any game
it's been 6 years since I suffered from the platinum curse, and while I didn't get it in brawlhalla, my efforts have shown in league.
I was silver this time last year, do you remember those days?
the teammates really don't get any better
the enemies are trickier and your teammates have the same shit mentals
the only way up for me was a lot of persistence and a bit of luck.
Honestly I wasn't really sure I was gonna be able to make it
This one is for the struggles.
...honestly, it was really hard.
I started the session the a 5 game loss streak
bringing me 8 games away from emerald
and i started around 10-11 PM
I almost gave up
But this is the first time I have ever broken out of platinum in any game
it's been 6 years since I suffered from the platinum curse, and while I didn't get it in brawlhalla, my efforts have shown in league.
I was silver this time last year, do you remember those days?
the teammates really don't get any better
the enemies are trickier and your teammates have the same shit mentals
the only way up for me was a lot of persistence and a bit of luck.
Honestly I wasn't really sure I was gonna be able to make it
1.* hits bronze on league of legends*
"brothers, the sun rises again."
2. "the sun rises again, this one, is for the struggles"
"brothers, the sun rises again."
2. "the sun rises again, this one, is for the struggles"
by d jadeja July 4, 2025

by Natty May 19, 2019

by cursors October 19, 2020
