The Flying Dyson

The act of putting your flaccid penis in an Dyson Airblade hand dryer, and let it flop around in the hot air.

The phenomenon was first described by a Norwegian comedian in late 2012, and the phrase was later coined by another Norwegian comedian in early 2016.

I really wish I owned a Dyson Airblade, so I could perform the flying dyson daily.

by Hybeltiger May 9, 2016

the fox and the hound

The saddest yet cutest Disney movie, revolving around a hound pup and fox kit that become friends despite the fact that they're natural enemies. It reminds us of how uninspired Disney has become in these times.

Daughter: Daddy, I just saw Moana today and it was like the bestest movie ever.

Dad: Naw, Moana ain't got shit on The Fox and the Hound honey.

by AllTheNamesHaveBeenTaken April 16, 2017

The Finnish Line

The border between Sweden and Finland

Guy 1:Hey dude, just crossing the Finnish Line
Guy 2: woah, enjoy your time in Finland.

by BattleBot130427595 July 25, 2018

The Forrest Hump

When you cut the shit, skip the foreplay and go straight to dry humping completely naked.
The Penis must come into direct contact with the vagina but CANNOT enter otherwise it's just sex.
It ends when either party gets bored or friction becomes too painful to bare (either way it's fucking lit)

Emily: "Oh yeah Callum go down on me"
Callum: "No No No, I'm only about The Forrest Hump"
Emily: "Go on then baby, grab my leg and rub me raw"

by Dr.Y .Humpfries January 6, 2019

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

A multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I just had to do the FitnessGram Pacer test for gym. I am now permanently bound to a wheelchair.

by TheCreeperMan March 21, 2020

The FSM

Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen

The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.

by ScienceDude23 November 2, 2020

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022