Squid

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"

"Stop skipping my voice lines"

"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"

"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"

"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"

Squid keeps killing me and he is annoying me

by EHAS_Iris June 3, 2022

SQUID

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead - idiots on motorcycles with more horsepower than brains, pulling wheelies and stoppies, weaving through traffic at insane speeds, and generally trying to live out their action-movie fantasies on public roads with little or no safety gear.

That pile of roadkill that hit that truck at 100mph was another squid.

by SlapTheBasil June 9, 2022

squidgin

squid + virgin a squidgin is an incel who owns a restaurant but it doesn't matter as all the profits disappear on spy puts. squidgins are often 5'3 on a good day.

wow that guy is 5'3 and owns a restaurant he must be a squidgin!

by StockMarketCom June 9, 2022

squidette

A female squid- loser chick

That's a total squidette he's dating

by Summertime81 June 25, 2022

Squid

Someone who is lame. Opposite of ferda

“Yo u like Spencer?”
“Nah he’s a squid”

by froggypark674 July 8, 2022

Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach

Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs

by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022

Squidalosiatosisasquidalatrocuis

when a squid gets ded

John:NOOOO OUT PET SQUID IS GONE FOREVER
Maddison: wdym?
John: HE'S Squidalosiatosisasquidalatrocuis

by NewCom July 29, 2022