spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Spankerella

A Disney themed porn that was taken down by disney.

Porn hubber #1: Hey man! Did you hear what happened to spankerella?.

Porn hubber #2: yeah man! Disney took it down. Now what am I gonna do with my Cinderella flashlight?.

by Thatpunk626 May 2, 2017

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

Spank demes

1. Memes that are to extraordinary to explain.

2. Memes about spanking people

Spank demes are amazing!

Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.

Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.

by GaylorOrJamoosee October 11, 2017

Shranking

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

by Shranks69 October 13, 2017