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porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.
"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"
by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017
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mystery shower

When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.

00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
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vampire shower

It's when you eat a girl out when she's on her period and it gets all over your face. Related: golden shower
Damn dude, clean your face off. I can tell you like vampire showers.
by Yasdnilnadroj June 16, 2017
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salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex
"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"
by GossipVulture April 20, 2018
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Wutang Shower

When your mate says he wants to Wutang the blunt but there’s no water around. So being the pal that your are you offer to Wutang Shower him. This is where you whip out a fat pizz down your mates throat to ensure the blunt goes down with ease.
Mate 1: Ayyy mate I think I’m about to Wutang this shit.

Mate 2: Make sure we have water around!

Mate 1:No, water around here.

Mate 2: Ayyy mate, I’ll spot you this one Wutang Shower, just this time though.

Mate 2: Thanks for being such a pal!

P.S.

might just be an Australian thing
by ThatHaloPlayer February 1, 2018
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belfast shower

Washing one-self quickly using the sink
Did you shower this morning? No I just had a quick belfast shower this morning
by Lurganboy243 June 11, 2018
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Francis Shower

A very quick shower in 3 minutes or less.
In college he would take Francis Showers.
by DrManhattan44 August 3, 2018
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