Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

by DubDiesel January 29, 2009

pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

Spanish Pocket

The unseen pocket inside of jackets that is formed by the pockets meant for the exterior.
Usually near the inner middle of the hand pockets.

Andrew "Hey where the fireball is?"
J.J. "It's in my Spanish Pocket."

by jjstorm9 March 25, 2020

Hot pocket

You are special a one of a kind

Ouuuuu gurl you looking like a hot pocket.

by Slangerdanggger5000 June 6, 2020

Power pocket

An overly full pocket.

I just need to empty my power pocket.

by roooby May 4, 2017

hot pocket

when a girl opens her viginia and the guy takes a shit in the pocket making a hot pocket

looks like you got hot pocketed

Jerry is hot pocketing his girl

by Ryan Noblaze May 16, 2006

pocket rocket

Henri Richard, a former former professional ice hockey player who played centre with the Montreal Canadiens from 1955 to 1975. Although 15 years his junior, he was the brother of hockey legend Maurice 'The Rocket' Richard and consequently because he was smaller (5'7" and 160 lbs.), he was given the nickname 'The Pocket Rocket'.

Commentator #1: Look at the pocket rocket go!

by 12ed-13lue July 17, 2005