peter puffing

the act of sucking a dick, more often than not homosexually.

That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

Peter

A god amongst men

I just saw a dude chase vodka with tequila, what a fucking Peter!

by UndeadMemer November 13, 2018

Peter

A Peter is a guy who you think is perfect, sweet and charming at first but on the inside he is very insecure but never lets anybody know. He has serious issues with himself and tends to take it out on girls. Has little or no true friends, mostly because he judges everyone and doesn't let anybody close. Tends to overreact and judge. Should go see a therapist. Thinks he is better than everyone and is never wrong. However, once he gets through all the issues he will be truly amazing and you will be one lucky girl.. Be careful with a Peter, hes not your typical guy and you could end up getting hurt or being the happiest person alive. If you had a relationship with a Peter which ended badly you'll think about him forever. He is a truly unforgettable guy in a good and bad way. Learn from him

Peter.. Weird

by HaLane August 5, 2011

Peter Puffer

Homosexual, one known to perform Feellatio.

Deragotory Slang

by Andrew Armstrong March 17, 2003

Peter-Pumper

How a hick insults someone from civilization when trying to call them a jerk. Can be used in the verb form when used in retaliation.

Kamiza: YOUR A PETER-PUMPER!!!
Ciolino: I peter-pumped your mom.

by Kyle Wynne August 9, 2006

Blue Peter

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.

Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!

by Crazy Joe July 8, 2004

peener

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

by wpk914 January 9, 2010