Dole-Office

Home Office for unemployed people. They are constantly at home, like employees who work in home office.

Hey I go working and pay my taxes just so he / her can be supported in dole-office

by Ich bin's..... April 25, 2025

Emily Office'd

When someone at work spends over 15 minutes in the bathroom

Guy 1: Dude what the hell? Why did Todd spend 3 straight minutes in the bathroom
Guy 2: I don't know, but he definitely emily office'd that bathroom

by secretofthesnooze November 2, 2025

anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today

Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?

by levex October 21, 2010

Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl

John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl

by Gordon bombay613 November 14, 2011

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Poor Man's Office

An abandoned room or or laboratory on a college campus or high school ideally.

Where is Jamal? He is in his poor man's office in the abandoned chemistry lab on the fourth floor.

by fartso54 May 22, 2018

go all Office Space on

To completely destroy an inanimate object, especially an electronic device, using a baseball bat or another blunt object just like Peter, Samir, and Michael do to a printer in the movie Office Space.

I'm gonna go all Office Space on my piece of shit laptop if it freezes one more time while I'm checking out porn!

by Homer Formby May 18, 2019