Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022

Cube Nut

Someone who obseses over Rubiks cubes or any of its varients including 4x4x4, 5x5x5, V cube 6, V cube 7, Megaminxs, Gigaminxs, etc.

Kaelan "I am such a cube nut"
Kira "I can tell, you solved that megaminx in two minutes"

by kevansevans March 11, 2011

Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016

nut swabbbin

When one woman swipes her tongue across to men's nuts in a side-to-side motion during oral sex.

Becky is a catch, she is the best at nut swabbbin.

by All laced up March 24, 2017

nut biter

A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it

I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho

I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL

by Dangalang696969 June 19, 2015

Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.

Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019