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Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)
Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.
by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014
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south mouth mount

Riding on a guy's shoulders in a dress or skirt but without panties.
She asked if she could get on my shoulders so she could see the band better. After I gave her a lift I realized she gave me a south mouth mount.
by Frank the Tank Jr July 5, 2016
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broke dick mountain

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.
Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!
by Piratical December 18, 2016
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king under the mountain

Dáin II Ironfoot
After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.
by justaman June 5, 2017
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the volcanologist on the mountain

Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.

Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.
by Bigdrawers November 15, 2017
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The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain
Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude
by Whoeveruwantmetobe May 26, 2018
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Thot mega mountain

A mountain once created in a “peaceful” MineCraft world until some thot mega Rory put TNT everywhere and some other thot mega called Hollie set it off with Flint and Steel, Which then creates your whole game to lag really bad or even crash
Ceebs Writing a definition for Thot mega mountain ✌🏽
by Lildarthvader July 21, 2019
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