monkey's birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Joshua Rubin December 14, 2008

monkey dump

Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.

I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.

by Harper Bellows March 22, 2003

monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 9, 2003

Tape monkey

Someone who works in IT operations who's primary role is starting and stopping backups.

"What the F*ck would you know??? your only a Tape Monkey!!!!"

by Randyhippo July 11, 2004

Trough monkey

a female (or male) that resides in male urinals,whos sole purpose is to suck the remaning urine out of a males dick after pissing.

that narina girl is a trough monkey

by Roach1 September 30, 2005

jalapeno monkey

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

by Twish September 16, 2007

bong monkey

A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.

" That dude is the bong monkey!"

by Potopia November 6, 2007