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The Muff

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.
Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.
by filbasman44 January 20, 2009
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muff drummer

Tapping a fanny in a rythmic pattern
Girl: Can you muff drum?
Guy: Yeah, I'm a sick muff drummer!
by muffpacker#1 May 30, 2011
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furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.
Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"
by leavethisplace July 1, 2003
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Muffed up

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!
by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009
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muff brush

History: In numerous all-girl boarding schools, mechanical brushes have been banned on campus since these young girls would use them to masturbate.

(n): a toothbrush that a woman uses to pleasure herself, usually of the automated type.
"Corey, no dude! Don't use that one! That's her muff brush!"

In August, Matilda loves to spend the long, hot afternoons inside enjoying the pleasures of her mechanical muff brush.
by Muff master December 9, 2008
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Muff Cabbage

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.
by Loose Finger Louie October 18, 2010
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muffclouting

flat handid slap on the vagina
pating the muff=muffclouting
by seb May 13, 2005
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