masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.

Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.

by frizz February 27, 2004

Masturbatory

An adjective describing an image, mental or physical, as being suitable for the use of masturbation.

The way you just described that girl gave me a very masturbatory mental image.

by Beanerman4424 February 6, 2013

Mormon Masturbate

Giving ones self the dutch rudder in order to avoid the guilt of blowing a load and becoming impure. This way it can be claimed you have not hammered on yourself. In the line of weird ways to avoid impurity, it is below soaking.

I was about to mormon masturbate before passing out when Jane walked in and told me she was down to soak.

by young gooch September 7, 2010

masturbatastic

A motion, action, or movement containing qualities or similarities to the act of masturbation or otherwise masturbative properties.

1. He moved his hand up and down rapidly in a masturbatastic motion.
2. She wiggled her fingers masturbatastically at me.

by Matt Rock May 6, 2005

Masturb8ion

Something I KNOW you fuckin' do all the time.

You just luv the masturb8ion, don't you?

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003