facebook junkie

A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.

facebook junkie facebook orphan

by rastadee September 9, 2009

Blue Veined Junket Pumper

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

by Old No7 March 4, 2008

junket

n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk

"another junket this week"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Ass Junkie

A person, whether being female or male who has an unusual likingto anal copulation, this person loes to be butt facked all night long. The term originated from 17th century France among the snuff dens, where a French crack head would take home a prostitute and "wear them out" normal copulation with the vagina got old, due to its losseness and other holes were sought out. A nobleman discovered the firmness of the "bunghole" and only had sex with that from then on. These prostitutes where thus known as "ass junkies"

Josh: SO i went to this sweet party the other night
Adam: Oh really? How was it?
Josh: Good, besides all the ass junkies following me around

by Josh Mosh July 25, 2006

Junkins

Rare breed of hillbilly from the northeast. Resides anyplace there is a chance to get a neon tan.

Wow we got ourselves a real Junkins here

by Beantown Cop June 26, 2008

Junkadoon

The closest parallel example would be a very crunchy hippie. A junkadoon does not carry the same values as a hippie, just the crunchiness. They are often homeless and always dirty. Their appearance is part punk, part hippie, part homeless. Imagine a backcountry hippie thats lost its value. They will often have extreme tattoos/piercings, strangely cut/colored hair, and can be found loitering in dirty cities. As far as fashion goes, overalls are preferred. They often are found playing music in the streets for money.

Once you see one for yourself, you will know it. That is a Junkadoon.

by Tiber46 November 7, 2010

junko enoshima

its a person your friend wont stop doing an impression of. or is that just mine

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sorry junko fans i'm just mad at my friend

by Siote Aizawa May 21, 2021