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Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.
Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!
by Pwnography February 6, 2010
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jockademia

This is a term used to encompass all the sports analysts, commentators, radio hosts. It is a spin-off of the word 'academia' which refers to the collective interests of university professors.
Jockademia chose the Pats to defeat the New York Giants and go 19-0.

Jockademia expected Kansas and Pitt to reach the Final Four.

Members of the Jockademia could not come to a consensus whether the lockout would even occur.
by dats smart April 26, 2011
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slop jock

Slop jock is an urban coliquialism that stands for someone who likes to eat sweets, not workout, stay on myspace all day and drink mountain dews for a living. In other words, it is a really lathargic person!
Man, why you always sittin' on the couch being a slop jock?
by Dat Deuce January 8, 2008
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junk jockey

A whore who lets any dude slam the shit out of her.
That junk jockey had more mounts than Edgar Prado last week!
by JKM28 July 2, 2008
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hood jockey

confetti rappin, fake ass, half steppin ass, no swag, no game, frontin brothas who ride others street cred, or they kiss so much ass the person as part of a crew iz brought to the scene to fame

rappers include: lil wayne, mike jones, bubba sparxxx, nelly, chingy, tony yayo, p diddy, fred durst,paul wall

groups: st lunatic, or whatever the the fuck they calll themselves, half of g unit, and all them niggaz from USDA
dude: " you hear that tony yayo's new album is called, im 50 cents's tax writeoff?
dude2: yea, that nigga is a dick riddin hood jockey

paul wall: can i be on swishahouse, and cut confetti remixes if i give u a grill
mike jones: yea, now suck my dick

slim thug has a harom of houston jock riders, including paul wall,Chamillionaire, and lupe fiasco
by kansascityking99 March 28, 2009
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Gym Jockey

The man or women at your local gym who through hard work is not only fit and healthy but has a perfectly toned body. They guy or girl we all aspire to be when we join the gym. The man or women on the front cover of Men's or Women's Health respectively. Driven, determined and ambitious the gym jockey is generally successful in other fields of their lives too.
I wish I look as toned as that girl, she's a real gym jockey; I have a race coming up next month. To win I need to be a real gym jockey; To be that buff he must be a gym jockey; I don't know where he gets his energy from he must be a real gym jockey
by Lateral73 August 7, 2011
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Nozzle jockey

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half
by FF guy July 4, 2015
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