jerk sock

a sock that when guys are jerking off they (jizz) in it so it wont be on the curtains, carpet, bed or couch.

i had to flush my jerk sock because my mom came into the bathroom

by symple jack January 10, 2009

Jermaine

A sexy ass boy that has a beautiful smile, and probably a third leg in his pants 😌 he's so handsome, shit find you a Jermaine

K: jermaine fucked me good last night!!!
C: shit my man only gave me some weak ass head!!!

by Anonymous ♥️♥️♥️ June 7, 2019

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

Facebook Jerk

The act of treating facebook as a pornographic medium through which one finds sexual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.

Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack
Tom: Facebook Jerk!

by MH Lazarus January 18, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld stars in the most hilarious sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

by Someone, April 14, 2006

Port Jervis

Small Town in New York. Historically a Steam train town. Mostly ignorant people and people who have less than a desirable IQ. but some of them are actually smart.. Port Java, Brother Bruno's, Len and Joe's and Hess' are the redeeming qualities of this town. The point where New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.

Non-Port jervian: Port Jervis where is that?
Port Jervian: Where New York New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.

by Metal Box Dweller October 30, 2011

jeremy kyle

twat

Hi I'm jeremy kyle and im a twat.

by the truth 477777 August 21, 2008