jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?

"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"

by seeker6079 April 10, 2006

jebs

(n.) Filipino slang for poop, crap, stool, feces. a.k.a. tae

Ang laki ng jebs mo pards! (dude, you crap's humongous!)

My secret weight loss diet? 3 J's man, I jog, I jebs, I jackol! lol

by eeenvy January 21, 2011

Jesus

The light of the world, the one who came and died on the cross to forgive us of all of our sins. There is a religion based on that, called Christianity.

Jesus is the light of the world. Read John 3:16.

by C.C. December 18, 2004

jesus, daddy, and the spook

the father, the son, and the holy spirit. in other words its jesus, god, and the spirit of jesus christ after he was crucified.

thank you jesus, daddy, and the spook!

by kyle December 20, 2004

Swedish Jesus Taco

When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX

So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.

Shit was cash.

by GHeroLinkinPark April 29, 2010

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Zombie Jesus

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.

"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"

by Rhett Dangler April 4, 2010