dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

the dong

australian colloquialism for Wodonga, Victoria

"it's friday night in the dong"

by 87309963 December 14, 2008

wrong dong silvers

when someone says something that is just mean, rude, or nasty. it's usually kind of funny, though.

ebony: let's go in johns office and pretend to break his legos.
yonas: pretend? let's really bust that shit up.
ebony: alright, but that's just wrong dong silvers.

by ebonyebony March 25, 2008

Long dong silver

When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce

She loved the long dong silver

by III TTT June 19, 2020

konkey dong

when you're about to konk someone in the dong. specifically donkey kong

I konkey dong ed multiple people in my class today

by hjafullllllllllbj November 13, 2020

Heath Park Donger

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.

Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"

by windmill June 17, 2009