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Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.
"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"
by unevenair April 28, 2012
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Bush dump

To take a dump in the bush, typically without use of toilet paper.
Hey, Jeff, eat light or you'll be bush dumping this whole trip!
by Monsieur Teapot January 20, 2020
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skittle dumping

It is slag for "may I have change please?"
Skittle Dumping is a way to ask for change

An old lady at a cash register:
Clerk- That'll be $28.75.
Mildred- Can I have my skittles dumped?
Clerk- Sure. Here's $1.25 back. Have a great day
by Didymussometimes September 22, 2017
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Dump University

A more apt way of saying Trump University.
"I'm a Dump University grajuat!" said Mel.
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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Wobble Dumped

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.
Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)
by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011
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Shepherd’s Dump

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.
A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.
by Everybody’s Uncle May 11, 2020
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cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions
Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.
by Chrispitters August 6, 2018
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