Douchebag

A person that tries to manipulate a persons feelings.

A person who makes "Maurawich" sandwiches for their girlfriend after ticking her off; what a Douchebag.

by BettyBopperBoneHopper March 10, 2014

Douchebag Billionaire

Donald Trump or (insert rich douchebag)

Thank god, we didn’t lose to Douchebag Billionaire. Much better ending than Slumdog Millionaire

by White Boy Smokes Weed December 22, 2020

the douchiest douchebag

the douchiest douchebag consists of a white boy who claims to be very straight but is evidently not. all he wears is patagonia, boat shoes, birkenstocks, nike hats and rip n dip; and if you don’t wear these brands, he will, and i mean WILL, shit on you. he plays soccer but not for the school team— just in high school but still snapchat’s the boys every day about how not just saturday, but every day is for the boys. however, never is he ever truly with the boys. he is always chillin with the sistas. joggers are a must, he claims to be the best drunk in town, however, he is worse than a thirteen year old who’s parents have left for the night and had three shots of the oldest whiskey in the house and claims to be HAMMERED. he will hatch match any female and then flex when he wins. but if any man who tries to hatch match, he cowers in fear, says “nah not this week”. he snorts creatine. says he is going to quit juuling but still fiends pods. his BMI is zero. it’s a challenge being his friend because despite all of this, you love him to death, and he’s actually a pretty great friend. he’s fun to make fun of, but he is always there for you and makes you laugh all the time. you love the douchey douchebag because even though he’s a wreck, he’s still a good guy at the bottom of it all and he has good intentions.

that guy is the douchiest douchebag!

by thegalofthetown October 1, 2019

Douchebuck

Noun. A combination of the words: Douchebag, and Starbucks.

One of the many individuals whom you find consistently loitering outside of your nearest Starbucks Coffee.

Douchebucks are known for attempting to dress "trendy", and gravitate outside and around Starbucks for sometimes hours on end. Many speculate as to what these people are really doing, because it's very clear that they're not drinking coffee for six hours straight.

Douchbuck, singular:

"Hey you! Yeah, douchbuck I'm talking to you. Stop pretending to drink coffee from that empty cup, fold up the laptop, and leave."

Douchebuck, plural:

"These douchbucks are ALWAYS lurking. I wonder what they are really doing..."

by N. Adamson January 23, 2009

DoucheBaggot

Well... This word is a mixture of two words - Faggot and Douchebag. It is my creation. So basically it means someone who is a real idiot or jerk-off not knowing what he's doing or talking about!

Bob: So i was like in this area where no one was and then like it was totally dark and i was totally freaked!
John: This guy's such a loser!
Ted: I know, what a douchebaggot!

by Finlay2 July 6, 2007

Douchebag

Young upper class boy,usually a twin,often associated with anal sex,enjoys listening to George Michael,Frequents School in Blackrock College in Dublin and can be located in the Steam Room or Fudge Packaging Factory,Normally accompanied by one or more "friends" who often have online names representing sexual innuendos e.g. Kev69 or Backdoorslutimmy,Listens also to "gay Rock" such as the Band green Day who are also Douchebags, Would describe himself as Big if asked to sum himself up in one word,and Claims to have an extra mediumed size penis,usually the twin of "the Douchebag" is far superior although is a raging homosexual and does things like not going out on new year's eve,The twin also dabbles in anal sex,To sum it up all that can really be said about a Douchebag is that he is a Douchebag!

Shut up Douchebag!

by Kev69 January 4, 2007

douchebag tag

That scruff of hair under the lip that self fancied hipsters grow.

Did john grow a douchebag tag?

by Manny Festo May 26, 2008