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Corporate Cowboy 

In this context, the term “cowboy” has been given a negative connotation. In this sense, "cowboy" refers to those people who shoot around with empty word shells (hollow words or also buzzwords), especially in meetings with word salvos, in order to generate an impression among team members and supervisors to look as competent and intelligent as possible by using a lot of “intelligent or technical” words. This is also referred to as “bullshit-bingo” and causes a lot of hot air and dust but with a “peng-peng-wow-effect”, meaning, firstly, people are highly impressed and intimidated. But over time, team members and supervisors understand that it is just hot air and are in fact annoyed by the cowboy’s apperiance and “wana-be, joke cracking” leadership behaviour.
Their behavior is driven purely by opportunistic and egoistic nature and solely serves to present themselves strategically best in the company or in the team. Supervisors are slimed by the application of cowboyism, whereby people on the same level are run over by renewed word salvos and “peng-peng” gestures, knocked off and/or made mouth-dead.
The basic prerequisite for corporate cowboys is the lack of leadership qualities and incompetence of superiors or the deliberate promotion by other cowboys, who in turn satisfy each other's egoistic spirit in their own cowboy group to the point of neurological orgasm with their fictitious intelligence and pomposity. One calls it also "man round".
This dude is such a bullshit-bingo guy . He is a corporate cowboy......
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Did you listen to Steve? He was just ..peng peng peng peng peng peng...all the time.
Corporate Cowboy by Azem14 November 22, 2021
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tube cowboy

When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!
D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…
tube cowboy by OGProperSean December 3, 2021

Gypsy cowboy 

That Gypsy cowboy sure was a cheap screw.
Gypsy cowboy by Wild and wet December 10, 2021

Emo Cowboy 

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike
AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"
Emo Cowboy by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022

Lazy cowboy 

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
Lazy cowboy by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022

Naughty Cowboy

When a gay guy dressed as a cowboy rides you whilst you thrust into his ass like theirs no tomorrow, it ends when your about to cum and the guy riding you screams “Fill me up Daddy”
Hey Ryan what’s up?
Not much
Do anything interesting last night?
Yeah, I found out that Tyler likes to be a Naughty Cowboy

Michigan Cowboy 

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.