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You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.
Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!
by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020
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mahmoud_the_bald_dude

My mother's death made me mahmoud_the_bald_dude
by Deathbed. October 27, 2020
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Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.
Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”
by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021
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We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
Examples: Damn I messed we gotta go bald, We gotta go bald my bad bruh.
by rose_strange October 12, 2021
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Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles
My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early
by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022
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Chasing a bald man

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!
by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022
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