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Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"
wonky's are wonky.
that's it.
by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007
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woman's work

n. when a female is "riding" (bouncing on) a male's penis during anal sex, leaving the male doing nothing
"What kind of sex did you and Kelly have in the office yesterday?"

"Anal sex. She did all of the woman's work while I just laid back and did nothing."

"Lucky. When I had sex with her, she put a dildo on, and made me do all of the woman's work."
by KP123KP September 18, 2011
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work

crack cocaine, rocks, chedder, cheez, sherm
by Wonka November 17, 2004
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Don't Work Like Should

Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.
The light switch would not power the lights. Don't work like should.
by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018
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work ethic

It used to refer to hard work, and putting in a good day's effort out of pride and a desire to better yourself, your family and your community.

Work ethic is no longer necessary; the government now provides us with what we need, so we can all chilax, smoke some chronic, and sip on our 40 ouncers all day.
Damn Keith, what's with your work ethic bro - you workin' too hard dogg. Don't you know Uncle Sam gonna take care of your ass? Now chilax and collect your food stamps and workers' comp, foo!
by v-monney June 24, 2010
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foot work

type of dancin in da chi moving ya legs real fast
it's in missy video lose control throughout da whole video
they was foot workin in the club all night
by juicyt April 9, 2006
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workaholic

A person who can never seize to work. They could be on their first vacation in 10 years and while on vacation immediately start building a fence around the hotel.
Man, I don't understand Randy. He works like 80 hrs/week. Every time I call the guy he is working on a project. One time I called him on Sunday and he was helping build the second Noah's Arc. He doesn't know how to relax. Once in Barbados, while on vacation he helped 15 laborers in roofing in 130 degree heat. He has no life. He is a true workaholic.
by kanas sucks March 6, 2010
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