Whale Lover

Someone who clearly isn't overweight who thoroughly enjoys having sex with overweight people.

They are more turned on when the person of interest is visibly fat.

M: Yo man that chick is so thick and sexy
R: Wtf bro she's at least 200lbs... And only 145cm tall!
M: I'm gonna fuck her
R: Save me some McDonald's bro, you whale lover!

by Football, money and ladies March 4, 2018

Said the Whale

A Canadian indie band formed in 2007 as a collaboration between songwriters Ben Worcester and Tyler Bancroft. The pair’s debut EP, Taking Abalonia, featured sunny west coast indie pop, with breezy harmonies, shimmering guitars, and lyrical tributes to their home city of Vancouver. In 2008, the album was rereleased as Howe Sounds/Talking Abalonia, featuring seven additional tracks that stretched the band’s stylistic palate to include bubblegum folk (“The Light Is You”), thundering hard rock (“Last Tree Standing”) and gentle ukulele ballads (“The Real of It”). After several personnel changes, the group settled upon a five-piece lineup that includes bassist Peter Carruthers, drummer Spencer Schoening, and keyboardist Jaycelyn Brown. The quintet embarked upon a rigorous touring schedule, crossing Canada numerous times

Hey dude, wanna go see Said the Whale next week?

Fuck ya, I do!!

by AtoZincorporated August 10, 2010

whale face

n. emoticon defining a whale's facial expression

When I got flamed I gave him back a whale face ._____.

by ._____. aka Rupert June 10, 2008

whalecore

A "genre" of music used to describe bands with at least one album in which the cover artwork displays a whale. This is a popular tag used amongst music sites such as last.fm.

Albums that fit this description:
"Leviathan" by Mastodon
"From Mars to Sirius" by Gojira
"The Call of the Wretched Sea" by Ahab

When they couldn't find an accurate classification for Mastodon's "Leviathan", fans took hold of the cover art and thus defined it as whalecore.

by Deathgrind > you March 16, 2009

whale rider

A male who is sexually attracted to overweight women. See also chubby chaser and fattractive.

Dan's beloved 280 pound, 5'4" girlfriend was quite literally living proof that he was a whale rider.

by Dan Wang November 8, 2003

Fail To The Motherfucking Whale

A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.

person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE

by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009

whale tale

The visible portion of of a g-string that rises above the back of a woman's pants or skirt. Named because it is similar in appearance to the tale of a whale that is above water.

"Dude, check out the whale tale that girl's showing."

by g-man January 18, 2005