When you put a bottle of beer in the freezer and forget about it only to find it later with the bottle top blown off and a 'beer turd' poking out.
Oh dude, I forgot I quick chilled some beer last night and when I opened the freezer this moring it was full of stinky beer turds.
by Waynos Santanos April 22, 2009
Get the Beer Turd mug.Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."
".... "
^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
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1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 1, 2010
Get the Turd mug.a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006
Get the turd talker mug.Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.
by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008
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Get the turd smurgler mug.An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...
Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.
by earn7 December 9, 2008
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