Tiajuna Toilet Cracker

a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it

omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!

by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 5, 2005

toilet

a woman's ass; her derrierre

Check her out -- nice toilet!

by JohnnyFlame May 13, 2005

toilet seat sanchez

when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.

I was so tired after i gave my brother a toilet seat sanchez.

by Zach Lyons December 17, 2004

coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.

Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement

by JPZ November 1, 2006

toilet tramp

A prostitute that would stoop so low as to exchange services
for money, even in a restroom.

After I was done I told that ho "you are a toilet tramp, aren't you" as I threw toilet paper at her to clean her self up, then exited the Shell men's room

by stigbeve August 20, 2007

Toilet

A simple and awesome word to describe something or someone in general if they're/it's bad, awful, crap, shit, dire, wasteful, terrible, atrocious, dreadful etc.

Work is toilet.
John's skills at gaming are toilet.
I had sex in the garden yesterday, but the girl was toilet.
McDonald's is the greatest, Burger King is toilet.

by jorelwarpath June 8, 2011

Toilet

The new habitat reserved for Miley Cyrus' career.

"Hey man, where do you think Miley's career is going?"

"Oh it's gonna end up in the toilet."

by theguitarfreak January 26, 2014