Toilet Amnesia

The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.

Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.

by vivarlotto January 7, 2009

Toilet cupcake

The act of eating glitter paint and taking a crap around the rim of the toilet to find a glittery suprise.
if you use this on a friends birthday try a nice shiny dildo as a candle.

Hey steven i just left you a toilet cupcake in the bathroom tell me how it taste

by peanut pounder April 23, 2009

Toilet Charades

A hilarious game we played in McDonalds in Leicester Square London but can be played wherever there is a CCTV camera in the toilet sink area which can be viewed by the customers of the shop. One person goes into the toilet finds the camera and starts acting out charades while people queuing for the toilet give him/her funny looks. The other people stand outside the toilet and watch the person acting out on the TV screen. They have to guess what he is acting out like a normal game of charades with the added bonus of laughing their heads of at the people watching the actor.

Person queuing for toilet 1:WTF is that weirdo guy doing????Why does he think the security people would want to see him do that???Is he pretending he is riding on a broom???
Person queueing for toilet 2:I think he is playing toilet charades.Now he is pretending he has a wand!!!WOW he is a loser could he not think of a better charade???!!
People outside toilet:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!HARRY POTTER!!!

by i<3jasonmraz July 9, 2009

Toilet Sync

Going to the toilet at the same time as someone else multilple times during the day.

dude I keep running into Toni in the toilets. We must be in toilet sync!

by DanStar August 5, 2009

toiletdick

A term used to reference a STD carrier.

Don,t sleep with him, he has a toiletdick

by randalltxk December 9, 2010

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

toilet wand

A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!

Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?

by toilet wand February 3, 2022