Dave's Law

The phenomenon that occurs when an individual is carrying many things in their arms but frees up one hand to reach for their keys. Dave's Law says that the keys will always be in the pocket opposite to the free hand.

"Thanks to Dave's Law, I need to set everything down to get my keys."
"Curse you Dave!!!"

by A regular Dave March 16, 2022

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 20, 2017

Big Dave

A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday

“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”

by BrownCornCrasher December 03, 2024

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 02, 2017

Dave The Sesh Lord

An Old Man who will destroy the internet

Dave the sesh lord will destroy memeulous

by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021

Dictionary Dave

A VERY talented musician who once created great masterpieces such as (Rectangle) and (Penis) which are part of his SEVERLY underrated Alphabet albums. He has the voice of an angel that can sooth any crying soul. Genuinely one of the greatest artists of his time.

Are you listening to Reflection by "Dictionary Dave"?! That's some of his best work!

by Bumpmynucks July 22, 2022

Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019