Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

by Khoatic May 16, 2022

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Mouse

Small animal

Mouses are small and fast

by tillygreen March 18, 2022

Mouse packing

A small/short guy packing a huge dick.

Yo my friend is dating this 4 foot dude but lucky her, he's mouse packing.

by Psychegpool March 28, 2022

Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 28, 2022

Moused

They definition of moused it is to take the piss or to violate.

Bro he moused it he never paid me back my money

by Mtendo February 3, 2022