The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Sunrisers Hyderabad

A team lead by Australian Giant David Warner.

2016 IPL Champion

Sunrisers Hyderabad consists of Butta Bomma, Smile Merchant, Best Indian Spinner, Rashid etc

by carelesstyper January 15, 2021

backdoor suprise

to bang someone anally without warning

i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise

by jewmongler588 June 14, 2011

Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!

i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!

by BenisWhite June 18, 2011

Su-suprised

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match

Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.

by blashada November 27, 2012

Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend

by Street kid February 12, 2017

Mushu Suprise

It is when a woman let's a man cum in her mouth. Then she puff's out her cheeks like a dragon and after mumbling something to get the man's attention, slaps her hands against her cheeks and spits his semen back at him yelling "Suprise!!"

Girl 1: "Guess what I did to my man last night?"

Others: "What?"
Girl 1: "I gave him a mushu Suprise after he forgot my birthday!"

by Mightymushu December 2, 2019