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snuff rug

a giant main of pubic hair that can expand to 5 inches in length along a persons genitals
Holy shit! Will's hair is like a fat jewish snuff rug!
by Undead Jew December 3, 2006
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bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll
Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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Staff Captain

An insult to someone who is not necessarily a n00b, but still worse than others.

A rank which can be achieved in Halo 3.
Most of the people who achieve this rank are worse than most others, due to their inability to raise their highest skill. Or perhaps they just like social playlists more.
Dude, you are such a Staff Captain.
by God of Luigi May 14, 2008
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Shuff

A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"
Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.

Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?

Man #1: Yeah, so?

Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
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Stiff

1. Lame
2. Loser
3. Bum
4. Clown
5. Senseless
6. Wack
1. That guy is so stiff in basketball
2. That fool's clothes are so stiff.
3. _____ was so stiff trying to make a move on my sister.
by Stiff Guy January 19, 2009
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sluff

Used most commonly in the Western U.S., sluffing (probably derived from the word 'to slough') is synonymous with skipping class, cutting class, or ditching class.
Do you want to sluff third period with me?
I totally missed the test on Wednesday; I sluffed and went out to coffee instead.
by dashdotdot January 6, 2007
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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008
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