sockspander

1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger

2. A person who sockspands

'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis

I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.

by siCi September 23, 2007

stockbroken

The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.

However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.

I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

socksauce

Semen produced from masturbation. Can be found places other than just inside of a sock.

I can't believe he shot his socksauce into your mouth

by Mr Wally October 26, 2009

stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.

It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!

by edusk8r January 27, 2010

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

stockenfreude

The pleasure you derive from watching a stock drop in price after you've sold it.

John: Wow, I'm so glad I sold that XYZ stock -- it's fallen 10% in the week since I dumped it.

Mary: You've got a case of stockenfreude.

by stockenfreude April 9, 2012