Curb Squirrel 

Girls that are looking for a ride on motorcycles by standing at the side of the road. Many of these girls are at Bike Week and Motorcycle Rally's all over the country. Go to curbsquirrels.com for more information.

Lets go for a cruise and pick up some Curb Squirrels looking to go for a ride.

Curb Squirrel by wjkoepp May 16, 2008

Dirt squirrel

This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.

Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!

or

Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!

Dirt squirrel by Mitchell H. September 28, 2005

german flying squirrel 

the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.

I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.

german flying squirrel by Leashie December 9, 2008

Fat squirrel 

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

Fat squirrel by Matt January 28, 2005

sea squirrel

A squirrel that lives right next to the see ya dumb nigga!

Oh shit nigga look at that sea squirrel nigga!

Oh snap I see it playa! Prrrr....its all ballin!

sea squirrel by playa killa 4 January 21, 2008

rabid squirrel 

Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.

Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!

rabid squirrel by Ocin24 January 4, 2005

jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

jacking a squirrel by katero_447 May 20, 2006