Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower

Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!

by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021

Slowlo

The act of moving forward slowly in a relationship, and keeping things on the down-low. In most cases, this is due to one's embarrassment of their partner.

"Damn, brother, have you and your new girl taken things all the way yet?!"
"Hell no! I'm taking this shit slowlo."
"Good idea, because she is ugly as fuck!"

by Dating on the DL July 10, 2023

Slowvo

A very expensive, unreliable and poorly built car that drives like a truck despite being car sized. Also known as “Volvo”.

Call the tow truck, my slowvo broke down again

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 17, 2023

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

Slowcala

Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.

Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.

by Agra March 30, 2004

Slowful

Sluggish, slow in nature

I wanted to get my car today, but the mechanic was acting all slowful.

by Matthew Peters May 23, 2003