Giggle Shits

When you laugh to hard you start shitting your pants.

"I have a serious case of the giggle shits right now"

by Lickerballs March 3, 2026

shu-shitshoe

a sexual act where your woman hovers her anus over a shoe and shits in it

i like shu-shitshoe

by gerbilkill March 8, 2026

Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.

Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!

by Ofashea June 13, 2025

2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

rape shits

The shits you get after a proper, thorough anal rape of the butt

If you don’t get rape shits, it wasn’t really rape

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.

Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010