sand in the vagina

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

by St Crab July 5, 2006

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dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

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Sand Crabbing

Sidling crab-like whilst simultaneously making a high pitched, "w00p w00p w00p w00p," noise.

"Did you see Zoidberg sand crabbing on Futurama last night?"

"No, I had to slay that dragon-witch didn't I."

"Dragon-witch?"

"It's a dragon with the powers of a witch. Or it was anyway. Now it's just 18 tonnes of value to premium grade dog food."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

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sand wigger

An White person who wants to be Arabic (derogative)

Related Terms:wigger sand nigger

That kid from California who joined the Taliban is such a sand wigger.

by fggf November 19, 2004

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Mexican Standoff

n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction

That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.

by Loogoo Maloogoo September 24, 2003

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Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

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