Sparked

When a female (usually well under age) has been sexually abused by a male family member or relative.

Dude, what's with the girl next door with all the tats, seems like she has some skeletons in the closet?

Yeah, unfortunately, I think she's been sparked.

by Kick Box July 19, 2016

Shork

The act of laughing and sighing simultaneously because something is just _that_ stupid.

Dude 1: *sends you a meme*
You: I saw this earlier, I shorked so hard at it.

by mediocre.meme.team August 19, 2018

Muddy Snorkel

A female version of the infamous Blumpkin. While a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poop, a guy is going down on her.

My girlfriend had to take a shit last night, so I decided to give her a muddy snorkel.

by JJthejessplane July 9, 2011

snorkeling

to completely inserting ones head into anothers rectal cavity breathing with straws stuck up the nose

Travis likes to snorkel with Justin every Tuesday and Thursday and as a result there assholes are very loose.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda June 17, 2008

Snorkeling

When one person grabs a guys foreskin and pulls it tight and then blows into it quickly. This act pushes air under the skin so it is blown up quickly like a balloon.
Called snorkeling as air can get into the blood stream and give you a dizzy spell.

"I got the bends last night after my girlfriend went snorkeling"

by KlaytonG October 19, 2007

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010