by fishmanofcod April 8, 2009
Get the ground score mug.A show that's actually really funny if you take time to watch a few episodes! I used to bash it to before I actually WATCHED it (wow what a concept), and now it's my favorite show.
If you're opened minded and can get past the guys calling ugly girls "grenades", excessive tanning, wifebeaters, and the super annoying "Stahp, Ron, Stahp!" then you're in for a really funny show with some of the funniest moments in television history.
If you're opened minded and can get past the guys calling ugly girls "grenades", excessive tanning, wifebeaters, and the super annoying "Stahp, Ron, Stahp!" then you're in for a really funny show with some of the funniest moments in television history.
jersey shore phrases:
"Aw yeah "insert anything here" yeah!"
"It's t-shirt tiiimeee! T-shirt time! T-shirt tiiimeee!"
"If she still plays/does ----, than she's too young for you bro!"
"CABS ARE HEAH!"
"Come at be bro!"
"I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm."
"Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump."
"I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors!"
"Aw yeah "insert anything here" yeah!"
"It's t-shirt tiiimeee! T-shirt time! T-shirt tiiimeee!"
"If she still plays/does ----, than she's too young for you bro!"
"CABS ARE HEAH!"
"Come at be bro!"
"I hate the ocean, it's all whale sperm. Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f*ckin' whale sperm."
"Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches w/the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump."
"I went to the doctor he told me you gotta stop drinking, stop doing drugs & stop havin' sex, ya know what I did? I switched f*ckin' doctors!"
by Shuxxa21 September 11, 2011
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Slore is a combination of the words "slut" and "whore" which is a double negative, therefore, for anyone who passed algebra would know equals a positive. The beer is added because true slores don't full around with anything but 40's. A "Beer Slore" is something you will never be...
Wow those girls are so much better than me, they must be the beer slores, I should go home and kill myself because I am nothing compared to them.
by Derek Jason May 31, 2004
Get the Beer Slore mug.An obnoxious term that people from North Jersey and Pennsylvania use when referring to going to South Jersey beach towns. Unlike the people who live "down the shore" year-round, who just call it going to the beach like a normal person.
"Bruh, aren't you pumped to be going down the shore this weekend?"
"It's not a big deal to me man, I live by the beach all the time."
"It's not a big deal to me man, I live by the beach all the time."
by Snj18 May 23, 2015
Get the Down The Shore mug.Cock Smore Crew (CSC)
Created in Milwaukee, WI on July 15, 2009. It consists of five members, three males and two females (names witheld for safety reasons). All extremely intelligent with little to no patience for Ignorant people!! The mission of the CockSmore Crew (CSC) is to pop bottles in VIP while remaining the freshest crew in the club. For drunk or drunker with no man left behind! At all times the CSC members vow to let ignorant people know they are Cocksmores with the hopes of ridding their own personal space of such people! You will know when you are in the presence of a CSC member if you hear someone shout out COCKSMORE in a tourette syndrome like manner. Approach with extreme caution and put on your smart cap!
Created in Milwaukee, WI on July 15, 2009. It consists of five members, three males and two females (names witheld for safety reasons). All extremely intelligent with little to no patience for Ignorant people!! The mission of the CockSmore Crew (CSC) is to pop bottles in VIP while remaining the freshest crew in the club. For drunk or drunker with no man left behind! At all times the CSC members vow to let ignorant people know they are Cocksmores with the hopes of ridding their own personal space of such people! You will know when you are in the presence of a CSC member if you hear someone shout out COCKSMORE in a tourette syndrome like manner. Approach with extreme caution and put on your smart cap!
Examples of using Cocksmores by the VP of the Cock Smore Crew (CSC)
Did he really jus go back in the club carrying my shoes???? COCKSMORE!
Heyyyy DJ I gotta a request... No?? Ok how bout a suggestion... oh you are jus gonna roll your eyes at me??? COCKSMORE!!!!
Bitch what you mean he gotta pay to get back in the club??? He popped more bottles in here 2night than the rest of the club put 2gether!!!! COCKSMORE!!!!!
oh You MF dont wanna give a girl the password to the Safehouse????? COCKSMORES!!
Did he really jus go back in the club carrying my shoes???? COCKSMORE!
Heyyyy DJ I gotta a request... No?? Ok how bout a suggestion... oh you are jus gonna roll your eyes at me??? COCKSMORE!!!!
Bitch what you mean he gotta pay to get back in the club??? He popped more bottles in here 2night than the rest of the club put 2gether!!!! COCKSMORE!!!!!
oh You MF dont wanna give a girl the password to the Safehouse????? COCKSMORES!!
by Deva VP CSC July 20, 2009
Get the Cock Smore Crew (CSC) mug.by Allison January 17, 2005
Get the Slore mug.When both parties fall asleep during a blowjob and the penis stays hard from the vibrations created by snoring.
My girfriend gave me the best snorejob last night - she fell asleep while she was suckin' me but continued to suck my cock with her hardcore snoring.
by wonderwoman73 October 20, 2008
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