slugpensation

an activity certain slugs at west point engage in to compensate for their horrible slugness.
such activities include, but are not limited to:

1. planning to "work out" for marathons, but giving up halfway (typical)
2. mocking other slugs who they perceive to be less physically fit than they are. (a fallacy: nothing is less than zero)
3. hell freezes over, and s/he sets foot in a gym (usually starts happening 3-4 weeks before t-giving/spring break)

"What the hell is Texas doing over there?"
"I'm not sure that does anything.."
"Typical slugpensation"
"word"

by secr3tas1anman November 16, 2009

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Slugnet

Being a slut magnet: Judges men's crotches before judging the man. i.e Bar Whore. Only visiting one bar and knows who the new guy is.

My friend, Heather, took another guy home last night, she is a total Slugnet.

by tlonghorn82 February 17, 2010

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sluggary

This word came about because of the laziest office assistant on the planet. She sits around all day reading gossip magazines and lets out a big sigh if you ask her to help you with something. She is usually sporting a pair of polyester slack with the tops of her granny panties showing. She never knows the answer to work related questions that are in her (job description). So, not only do you have to do her job for her, but you also have to figure out how to do it first. That's what I call sluggary. The act of being a total slug.

You have a lot of work to do, like rake the leaves, take out the trash, vacuuming, laundry, etc., but instead of getting anything done you sit on the couch in your dirty sweat pants eating a bag of cheese doodles and staring at the television. That's sluggary.

by girlwitha45 November 13, 2011

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