Relationshipocrite

(N.) When one partner is guilty of the same things they accuse their partner of doing.

Fred: "My girlfriend got mad at me for feeding the dog chocolate today, but ive seen her feed the dog chocolate many times before"

Steve : "that's what I like to call a relationshipocrite Fred"

by Anus Keithwhore May 14, 2016

relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

relationshift

When a couple most commonly first years are just in a relationship to shift each other so they're not fridges

" hey do you think maria and John will last?"
"No its just a relationshift"

by Truthfulshiz September 15, 2016

Relationshipism

Having a crush on a relationship.

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.

by littlejervis September 12, 2016

Realationshit

Just a shitty realationshit stays friends it's better kids.

Poor girl is in another realationshit .

by Ovo-nanas March 12, 2017

Relationship Turtle

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.

Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

by Daddystalin August 4, 2017

Relationship -

A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.

A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.

A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."

B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"

by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017