King Richard

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.

"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"

by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2023

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Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

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cold richard

richard is cold

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!

by anonymous February 1, 2024

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Angry richard

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.

My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.

by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

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Dirty Richard

The act of looking at a sibling when they are naked.

My sister was so hot, so i did a dirty Richard.

by anonymous May 13, 2024

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Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

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