queef

a girl who has a pussy fart

My girlfriend queefed while i was eating her out and it blew my eye brows off

by Jared Swayne November 5, 2006

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von queefer

1. A man that is a total homosexual and wishes he had a vagina.
2. term to dis people who did something stupid
3. term to call sluty girls
4. fun to call people

1. hey ya little queefa what the hell is your problem?
2. WOW what a von!
3. fak you von queefer
4. FAK you all ya bunch of DUECHES!!

by dueche bag December 28, 2005

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a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?

The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!

by weave August 31, 2003

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Queef And Run

n. The ungodly sour wind that comes out of a girls vagina after taking too much cock in her lifetime.

Usually embarrassing the perpetrator causing them to leave after you say "I have to pee."

Lonewolf688: How was your date?

Kamel_reds: It was all good... until she pulled a queef and run! I think she ganked most of my condoms too!

Lonewolf688: What a skanky bitch.

by kamel_reds February 26, 2009

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