ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

side project

Getting a little on the side. Cheating on a significant other.

"I've got a girlfriend, but i have a little side project going with Sheila too".

by johnny johncakes June 21, 2008

Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011

Rear Projection TV

Older televisons that only come in sizes 40'' and up. The largest rear projection tv is 60''. They stopped being prouduced in around 2005. They use special lamps to run, which at times (1 to 2 years) need to be replaced. Plus there heavy as fuck.

Jon: "Hey man, wanna go buy a new rear projection tv? there huge! 60''! Scott: Sure, but there heavy as fuck though!

by someguyudon'tknow October 16, 2013

ulster project

The most bad ass group of people to ever live. People who survive this epic adventure are blessed with infinite knowledge and have the aesthetic body of a god. The most memorable Ulster Project ever was the 2013 group to Lake Charles where shit went down and the culture of South America was forever changed.

Guy1: were you on the ulster project

Guy2: yeah

Guy1: yeah i thought so you're ripped brah

by Jeff Brah December 30, 2013

art projects

An attempt by teachers to make school work interesting by forcing students to associate their hobbies with hell.

"By next week, I expect for your art projects on Hemingway to be finished"
*collective groaning

by meangrlllz February 25, 2015