carton of plank

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

by Sanee April 2, 2017

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Walk the Plank

Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

I made that wench walk the plank last night

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

Fuck and Pluck

When you introduce yourself into a situation to fuck and be gone immediately afterwards.

Reference "Toot and Scoot"

This lady is quarantined but is willing to bang. She's gonna hang her ass out of a window so I can execute a Fuck and Pluck.

by therealmadcow August 18, 2021

The Pipe and Plank

When you plank over the female while piped up and she thrusts continuously up while you stay in the plank position.

Guy: Hey whatup :)

Girl: whatup :)

Guy: wanna try the pipe and plank?

Girl: yessss

by TheBigBootyBoy January 5, 2022

Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.

After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.

by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022

snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023