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Facebook Official

When something is posted on facebook making it and official fact.
Don: Micky is goin' out with Taylor now.
Mitch: Yeah I know she updated her status. It's Facebook Official now.

Don: True that.
by GirlinGreen November 17, 2009
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loan officer

A person who'll gladly take advantage of newbies to the mortgage process.
Will be really nice during the paper process and fuck you hard when you're pressured to sign on the dotted line at closing. Later to drive away in the $80k BMW in the parking lot. (They take lessons from insurance brokers).
"Sure we can give you a 5%, 30 year loan with no points or closing cost" ..."Oh the APR?...It's only 6.75%, don't bother with that number, it's too confusing"
by randy i am October 26, 2003
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Office Depot

A Store that sells School/Office and other supplies down in the Florida Area(as well as some other areas)
Mom:We are getting Back to School supplies from Office Depot, or nowhere at all, your choice Billy.

Billy: How about to hell with school period?
by OG Karma October 9, 2008
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Stand offish

When a couple is at a club, or in a public place, and are obviously avoiding each other, wether they know it or not.
Another example is, When boy friend & girl friend don't talk to each other at school, or make other people believe they aren't even going out.
"oh wow look jimmy is acting so stand offish towards jenn, it's like they don't even like each other."
by Emma Smith August 4, 2006
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official

1. Official (n): A person with recognized administrative responsibilities in accordance with a specific event, idea, organization. Charged with the task of maintaining order and/or giving help. An authority figure.

2. Official (n): An authorized (noun), authorized by the company, person, government etc. with the rights to the (noun). In essence, something that is sanctioned, supported, or condoned by the owners.

3. Official (Adj): A tagline used incorrectly, frequently, and inanely in topic titles on message boards. Intended to gain the attention of other, also stupid board members, by flagging they're attention. The belief is that people will go to their topic if it is 'official' which in 99.9% of the time, is not actually official, just says it is. Blandly, it is an adjective used by board memebers to indicate the importance or special nature of their topics, regardless of the fact it is not, in fact, official at all.
1. "What is the nature of this exhibit again Rob?"
" I don't know, let's ask an official."

2. Bob Dylan's official website is the website promoted, run, and authorized by Bob Dylan and his record label.

3. "Hmm, how to get attention to my cretinous, unsubstanciated topic....I know! :::::!!!!---THE OFFICIAL HALO 2 TOPIC-----!!!!!:::::::
by MBB January 4, 2005
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office goblin

A person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. That person is thought to be performing oral sexual favors in return for keeping their job.
John: WTF does Gary do around here?
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.
by kibbles-n-vicks August 24, 2009
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Officer McNasty

A horny mcfaggot that loves them booty shorts.
Yo NIGGERFAGGOT TYNDRA, IM FUCKING OFFICER MCNASTY AND YOU AREN'T FUCKING DOUCHE
by I AM A NIGGA October 29, 2011
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