eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

by talley June 11, 2006

store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

by Augie September 7, 2003

opensourcerer

Of or relating to a person(s) who actively contributes to an open-source software project.

"Hmmm should we keep this code private, or publish it for the opensourcerers to mull over?"

by criptoe May 22, 2007

openSUSE

An open-source, free, operating system developed by the openSUSE Project based off Linux. The GUI for openSUSE is often either KDE, or GNOME. openSUSE is often a good alternative for rather old systems, with generally easy usage.

The box said "requires windows ME or better..." so I upgraded to openSUSE!

by loki1717 December 27, 2008

openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.

"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote

by JoeBidensHusband June 5, 2021

openmouthboy

a boy that has an open mouth and hates the band Car Seat Headrest.

Wow, he really looks like an openmouthboy.

by amouthboy August 4, 2021

Opening day of Shopping

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009