Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.

Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!

by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011

cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005

Arabian Male Ass Muncher

An arabian who likes to toss other big hairy men's salads and munch on their inner rectums.

See "Bryan Mitchel Hanna"

by BigPube December 8, 2003

Munch

A dude who front for his friends but act different behind closed doors

“that munch ass nigga know what really go on “

by imadethis September 5, 2022

Nugget Munching

Two midgets wrestling naked and one is an amputee.

Roger: did you watch UFC last night?
Blair: yeah there was a ton of nugget munching

by Tyrone Nelson July 9, 2007

Glass Muncher

A chinese lawnmower.

(spoken with a chinese accent) Yesterday, Mr. Sum Yung Chik was cutting glass with his new Honda glass muncher.

by Batman (but you can call me Bob) March 26, 2008

Rag Muncher

A man who eats out (a) woman(women) whilst they have a tampon inserted in their nether regions.

Blair: I totally sixty-nined with Lauren last night.

Ian: Dude, isn't it her time of the month?

Blair:...

Ian: You stay away from my side of the fridge, you dirty rag muncher

by El Pepsi October 15, 2008