Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.
Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.
Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!
by Stevie A May 25, 2008
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by Dani_O February 8, 2009
Get the microwave mayonnaise mug.Basically an Apple Store with Microsoft products. No real creativity, even the front looks like an Apple Store!
Bill Gates "Hey, let's make a store that's an Apple Store, put a Windows logo on it, sell Windows computers, and call it a Microsoft Store!"
Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce August 5, 2010
Get the microsoft store mug.Software company that produces the Windows series of operating systems. Founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, and generally considered responsible for modern computing.
People like to knock their near-monopolistic control of the OS market but in truth, while at times unpleasant, its almost a necessity for widespread computing due to the way OS's work, and how software has to communicate with the OS. Those of you who dabbled with computing in the early '90s when many different computers/OS's on the market instead of just one know what I'm talking about; trying to find a particular piece of software compatible with your particular setup could be hell, and trying to code the stuff was even worse. Having a good compiler helped of course, but it had to be kept up to date on all the latest OS builds and/or you had to do all sorts of manual tweakage with the compiled code, neither of which was a particularly pleasant experience.
Aside from Windows, MS has released a number of things like DirectX to make programmers' lives easier. All in all they help more than they hurt.
People like to knock their near-monopolistic control of the OS market but in truth, while at times unpleasant, its almost a necessity for widespread computing due to the way OS's work, and how software has to communicate with the OS. Those of you who dabbled with computing in the early '90s when many different computers/OS's on the market instead of just one know what I'm talking about; trying to find a particular piece of software compatible with your particular setup could be hell, and trying to code the stuff was even worse. Having a good compiler helped of course, but it had to be kept up to date on all the latest OS builds and/or you had to do all sorts of manual tweakage with the compiled code, neither of which was a particularly pleasant experience.
Aside from Windows, MS has released a number of things like DirectX to make programmers' lives easier. All in all they help more than they hurt.
An operating system is like the lines on the road, if everyone's not using the same one bad shit starts happening.
by C++ September 13, 2005
Get the microsoft mug.A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.
I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.
by bigfnmike October 7, 2008
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